Drop yo pants!

I have had the worst of experiences at Roth's here in Salem. NOT the customer service and NOT the food, but random experiences like weird Mexicans, or guys yelling and making a scene at the poor cashier. Today was a day like none other! I went to pick up lunch and food for the guys at work. Armed with a HUGE Mt. Dew fountain drink and two bags of groceries I headed to my car which was only 10 spaces away. As I exit the building I notice my pants are starting to slip a little. I was wearing a hoodie and three shirts so I figured I was safe. As I hit parking spot 1 I realize this is going to be a problem...I shuffled quickly to my car sticking my butt out a little(not that it needs any help!) to try and keep the pants up, by the time I reach my car I realize my pants are under my butt, and my sweatshirt is not covering all my cheeks. Mortified I quickly put the food in the car and pull them up and speed off....hopefully there were no views. I blame this on the strip areobics, had I not learned how to dance like one, I wouldn't try to get naked like one Geez!