The key to his heart.

Every year when mom puts up the stockings I remember when I first met Christopher:

(I'm not as bad of a person as this makes me seem)

He had come up to see me, and I was on the phone with my boyfriend at the time-breaking up with (we dated 2 weeks, not as bad as it seems!), Chris was snooping around my house looking in all the stockings.

After he left, he called and said he put something in my stocking and I should go look.

What I pulled out was a key, and I asked him what it was. He very gently replied,

"It's the key to my heart." I snorted with laughter-most terrible line EVER.

He then said the real reason why he left it was so that I would have to see him again so I could return his key-now that is sneaky.

So for the past two years when mom puts up the stockings I can't help but giggle. Not to mention, I never returned the key, still on my key ring!

As Chris calls it this was his "A game" he had to bring so I would date him. He's seemed to lost it, if anyone finds it please return it. TIA.